The Neighborhood Watcher

First Amendment Audit on motorcycle playin gay music way too loud. If it’s too loud, you’re too old.

First Amendment Audit on car after HOA curfew. When will they learn?

First Amendment Audit on The Violent Femmes. Why can’t I get just one film? In public?

Celebrating my Sobriety! I’m better now than most. How ‘bout you?

See how demure I am at The Smashing Pumpkins concert? I’m not blocking the view. I only hit da skunk

First Amendment Audit on Bear Cave after plane crash. Will my Sat phone find a signal?

I don’t eat Cracker Barrel like you other girls. I’m very mindful. Very demure.

First Amendment Audit on $6.29 bag of Doritos. Who are you voting for again?

HOA First Amendment Audit on illegal window tint. Why sign the agreement?

First Amendment Audit on new wave of infectious Bats. Are they grown in US lab?

First Amendment Audit on Michael Myers running Late after Halloween.

First Amendment Audit on eerie talking sheep. Will they respect my right to film in public?

First Amendment Audit on the Strangers living in a cabin down by the river. Will they let me in?

First Amendment Audit on neighborhood Crackhead. Will he respect my right to bum a hit in public?

HOA First Amendment Audit on Firetruck 10-45 call at Cursed House. Is the evil really gone?

First Amendment Audit on ding-dong-ditcher named Tamara. Does she think we don’t have a Ring?

First Amendment Audit on Sebastian Bach. Will he respect our right to film in private?

HOA speed limit Checkpoint. When will they learn?

First Amendment Audit on HOA fireworks ban. Citation issued! Dog frightened.

First Amendment Audit on Supernatural Being. Is that Marty McFly or Something more Alien?

First Amendment Audit on hostile gunfire. Is this Red Dawn part 2?