My Git History is a Crime Scene
My Git history isn’t clean. It’s not organized. It’s a timeline of poor decisions, bad guesses, and last-minute miracles.
In this episode of The Git Show, I roast the absolute disaster that is my commit log. From “pls work” to “final_final_FIXED_v2” — nothing is safe.
No structure. No plan. Just shame, panic commits, and broken rebases.
🧼 Version control? More like version chaos.
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