Daily Jokes : A Man And A Monkey Walk Into A Bar
A man and a monkey walked into a bar.
The man went straight to the bartender and the monkey went straight to a table in the back.
The monkey raised his hand to get the waitresses attention.
As she approached him leaving the man at the bar she asked the monkey, what will you be drinking today, the number one, brandy or the number 2, whiskey.
The monkey held up 2 fingers.
The waitress then returned to the bar to get the monkey's drink.
The man angrily asks the woman, why didn't you make my drink first. I was here first.
The waitress looks at the man and said, you obviously have not waited on a monkey before, because if you did then you would know that when a monkey gets drunk, he tips better.
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