ITS MORBIN' TIME I know Morbius better than most people. In fact, I am MORBIUS. Some days I am unsure whether I am a vampire or a human? The film Twilight — that’s starring ME. Ever since Morbius first debuted in 1971, I felt born again. I am a true Morbiliser, and as such, I must admit that Matt Smith is hot. This shall redefine cinema itself, and the morbilisation is upon us, my brethren. We need to all become Morbilisers, and we will not stop until Morbius is acclaimed as the greatest motion picture of all time. Prophet Leto deserves fans as good as us to truly adore and enjoy this masterpiece in cinema. Us Morbilisers have a duty, and we have to fulfil it. For Morbius. For valour. We will have a vampiric crusade across the world, to spread the good word of Jared Leto.