I OWN NOTHING
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When I wake up
First thing I do
Eggs
Is to look around
For something to chew
"Eggs-actly"
Feeding myself is very, very tricky
Because you see, I'm ridculously picky
Eggs
Excuse me Ozzy, I-
This Struthiomimus
Won't settle for the dregs
I'll borrow
I'll beg
I'll even kiss you
Kiss me?
For my dear beloved dose...
Of eggs
Hurry, Ozzy, I'm so hungry
I can't wait for another minute.
Here's a juicy little leaf
With a beautiful stick in it.
Can't I have a taste...
If I promise just to lick it?
Strut!
What!
You imbecilic eater
Great green globs couldn't
Possibly be sweeter
Than a pile of eggs
You've got to smell them
Feel them
Crack them open
For a great big nest full
I am hoping
I'm starving! I'm weak!
There's nothing in my tummy.
The mold on that tree
is starting to look yummy.
The colors and shapes
And assorted sizes
Gobble them all
For appetizers
Eggs-tasy
Ozzy, what's the matter
With a little vegetation?
I've had it up to hear
With this aggravation!
Can't I have
This piece of a tree?
Why can't you be more
Like me?
You leaf-loving
Hey
Bush-burping
Stem-smelling
Garden-gorging
Wait a minute!
Plant-popping, tree-tasting,
Dirt-devouring beast!
Ozzy
You've got to have eggs
Thrice a day
At least