Music Video. King Pepe (the artist formerly known as Senior Pepe) explains how he gained regnency over the world (incl. the Commonwealth).
Interesting story, and here is the lyrics:
I went to the buckingham palace one day
I wondered if the queen was in and she was
so i went in, nobody saw, me slipping trough the kitchen door
i asked the queen to drink some tea with me
She was surprised but then she could agree
but she said: "i don't drink tea"
so we drank wine and then she said: "dear subject come with me to bed"
now this time it was me who was surprised
but i had to do what she wanted to do, i mean she is my queen
And now a baby boy is born
a little baby boy is born
and believe it or believe not
the crown prince is my son, oh yeah.
there was also the queen's favorite maid
i was relieved as she went home at 8 (P.M.)
so i unkorked and went to action to bring my queen good satisfaction
i'd say we had really good time
"you know my husband is a whimp", that's what she said to me
...
and my own blood will rule the world
and the commonwealth as well
and nobody has realised, that the prince is brown-eyed
etc.