Peter: "Holy crap Lois, it's frickin snowing here!"
Lois wasn't even present as Peter was walking in the random snowfield lol as Yamazaki would approach Peter
Yamazaki: "You there! You're that lard-ass that stole my girl!"
Peter: "Now now hold on a minute, let's talk like adults here."
Yamazaki: "Silence fatso! I'm going to end you here and you'll give me back my precious rabbit!"
Peter: "Oh yeah? That knife doesn't even scare me one bit..... okay maybe it does but she left you for a reason!"
Yamazaki: "GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
Peter: Wow. I've never been in a more bizarre moment since the time I had a peculiar reaction when I fell from my roof."
• PETER PUKES UP BLOOD
Yamazaki: "Damn bro that was cringe, no wonder people don't think your show's hilarious."
Peter: "That's not true! Everyone loves my show!"
Peter overdramatically cries
Yamazaki: "With the power of having some funny, you will face my wrath!"
Peter: "Well bring it on you bastard! Your clothes are the color of puke!"
Peter does his iconic goat laugh before the fight begins
Hope you enjoyed this before fight dialogue I made while I was totally not under the influence, I wanted to try something new for the description of my mugen fights so I hope you will give this video 5 stars! Wait what do you mean this is not 2007?