Reddened - Granny’s Inferno
Whoohoo I did it
Charlie’s inferno parody
Lyrics:
(Some parts are wrong ima fix that later lmfao)
All the water ice cold, and strangely stained red though.
Wooden halls stank, of dry rot and black mold.
I would judge with no pretense, but this,hell of a week end
Got me wakin up, with a spider on me and
Never talked to my granny, never had a thing to ask
And honestly, if you asked me, I’d get out of here fast
Avoiding conversation, cuz how could I talk to THAT
I coulda sworn a bit ago she died of a heart attack
I’ll lay down for a minute now that i am in it,
I don’t think it’s all that bad despite the building being withered
TV’s broke, ain’t even snacks found here or there
And why’s the air so damp it’s like a swamp inside of here
finally saw my granny, she looked like she’d been dead and
almost backed up in a corner I ain’t aiming to find dead ends
she locked off
The exit
In granny’s house, this creepy visit now is goin south
Now finding rancid toilet pliers cut the wires, sneak right out
They said it would be fine here
Said that I’ll be fine!
I stood frozen at the door way,
Till they pushed me right inside
In granny’s house, at every corner she could knock you out,
And squeaky unmooped floors with bear traps scattered isn’t helping now
Don’t know why they were lying but that’s unimportant now, cuz I’ll be lyin DEAD if this escape ain’t figured out
Abandon all hope, once you’ve met her.
Should be written on the door mat,
Before anybody enters
Far beyond suburban lanes
Dark skies darker clouds no clouds
You’d be scared relentless
If you stood inside this house
Squeaky steps it’s hard to hide when she’s always inside, and always listening to every move it’s like she reads my mind.
You’re her show and tell, showing simulated hell
Stalked to stop the stalkholm syndrome starts to work real well
Big hole where the ground is
Big whole bita nonsense
Honest problem gotta solve em to get out so don’t get lost and
You try to get away, but there’s planks you gotta break
And we all know that granny, she loves a good chase
You cut the wire off the exit,
You can finally leave the old git.
But you’re not free without the key and then you hear her make her entrance
You booked it then you hear a clank
Once more trapped in….
In granny’s house, where you find moldy patches spread through
And tranquilizers found on ground now her demise should look in bound
I shot her with a shot gun, she got up then once more, and even then, thru whats she’s been not a single ounce
In granny’s house, she’s always walking up and round and round and searching if you’re ready to get hit with wooden bats right now
No matter who you are, family or not, she’ll hit you down, and knock you out, put you in the same spot
You could run off from granny until you are exhausted, one day you’ll get out never find out what she wanted
You could run from your granny till you are exhausted…
You could call for yo mommy, till you’ve really lost it
One day you will give cuz she ain’t see you’re calling
Keep calling for mommy till you’ve really lost it
Content;
Instrumental made by me
Thumbnail made by me
Lyrics made by me
( vinehearth on TikTok also kinda helped)
Extra info:
This was supposed to be a shit post btw
Instruments used:
French horn, bright piano, xylophone, piano, drums (I forgot which ones)
Bells