Step aside "Middle-easterners" and let a chad anti-centrist show you the solution to your petty squabbles. I may not know anything about what's going on over there but that's not going to stop me from pretending like I know how to fix it.
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It's also known as the "One Million State Solution" because that's how many pieces it's in afterwards.