Firstly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, we may float and reach the clouds.
Secondly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, strong winds may completely blow us away.
Thirdly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, sneezing might launch us into space.
Fourthly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, we may get stuck in doorways.
Fifthly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, cats might think of us as toys.
Sixthly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, we might get stuck in tree branches.
Lastly, if we Puffed up like a Balloon, we might start floating on water.