My Penis While I’m Sleeping
Xander, here!
Ever woken up from a restful slumber only to look under the covers and find that your penis is having a party all by itself? Yeah, me too. 🍆
This is completely normal and happens to plenty of penis-owners!
Penis-owners, on average, experience 3-5 erections per night during REM sleep.. so while you’re having that recurring dream about giving the work presentation you didn’t prepare for, your penis is probably keeping itself busy. 😂
Has this ever happened to you or the penis-owner in your life? Drop a 🍆 in the comments if this one is relatable and let us know if you liked my booty shaking!