BLOOD VS CRIP RAP BATTLE GONE WRONG (FIGHT)
WARNING: Foul language and simulated violence
Here is a little fun skit I did about the life of a gangster and MC. It aint easy thats for sho. Any way in no way am I endorsing this kind of behavior. Gang violence is not the way to go, say no to gangs.
Here is the script of the battle:
LIL TOE:
im a real crip like eazy e
even my balls are blue cause yo mom still be teasin' me
and why you frontin like u a violent thing
i bet yo bitch ass cried during lion king
i aint gonna lie dude, i cried too, but
you the wackest nigga
u getting played like an action figga
ill have ur niggas pourin out steele reseerve
when u leave on a hearse
listen i made ur granny give me a footjob,
after she was done, i jacked her walker and took off
BRO BANG:
im a straight pimp, i took ur mom out to see space chimps
we was in the back she gave me brain like Krang
i aint playin'
u wish u was as bad as me
yo baby mama be lookin like big daddy v
with a big nappy weave
matter of fact she gave me road head on my moped
and that shit is impossible,
thats why i crashed and ended up in the hospital
after this call me suge knight
because i love a good fight
shit my dick be like shaqs footsize
and it really dont look right
u look like a microphone
tyrone jones
open ur mouth, i gotta popsicle for u
u know when im bonin ur mom, i turn into the ultimate warrior
LIL TOE:
i used to throw gang signs but i cant now
i have arthritis
my fingers hurt
this little bitch bout to get popped and murked
so much blue on me, u can call me poppa smurf
my nigga ice cube told me to go to church
so i went to churches chicken
shit was fuckin delicious
and tell me why ur moms nipples look like hershy kisses nigga
BRO BANG:
yo wtf u jus say about my mama's nipple
nah fudge that, suck my glock!!!
LIL TOE: Yo man be cool
BRO BANG: nah fuck yo couch nigga
shots fired
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