The 12 Dirty Days of Christmas
From the dirty but funny mind of John Valby
12 Twats Twitching
11 Testicles Tingling
10 Nipples Dribling
9 Lezzies Licking
8 Gaping Assholes
7 Scrotums A-Swinging
6 Sacks of Shit
5 Mother Fuckers
4 Cock Sucks
3 French Ticklers
2 Tons of Tit
And a Hum Job In a Pear Tree