Grim Adventures - Battle Between Elves and Dwarves [HD]
From The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Season 2 Episode 7b: "Here Thar Be Dwarves!"
The Sergeant is a reference to Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket."
[Billy shuts down the force field generator]
Daddy Elf: Stop! Do you realize what you've just done?
Billy: Not really.
[boom]
Elf: The dwarves are trying to break in!
King Beardbottom: Heave!
Dwarves: Ho!
Beardbottom: Heave!
Dwarves: Ho! [break door]
Elf: Hey, that was an antique door!
Sergeant: Alright, listen up, you little radish-munchers! This battle is about to become way too exciting to show our younger viewers! So, instead, I will show you this soothing image until the fight is over. Sweet mother of fog, you should see this. Cookies and mushrooms flying through the air like June bugs in a swamp! Whew! It appears to be over. Let's go back to the— whoa!
That was entirely MY bad. I misread the signals. I knew a guy named Joe. He misread the signals in a combat situation. Now he eats everything through a mechanical straw. Wait. Battle's over. Carry on.
[moaning]
Dwarf: Cookie dough... too sweet...
[elf sucking mushroom]