🐊 MEET GATOR MAN🐊
🐊 Florida’s finest.
Gator Man doesn’t walk into scenes…
He explodes out of them.
🚙 Hat backwards.
🎯 Camouflage tank.
🩴 Flip-flops held together with more duct tape than dignity.
With a Big Gulp sweating in the heat, he takes one last slurp, crushes the cup like a soda can of destiny… and tosses Bison Man a pair of Crocs as if they were holy relics.
🐊Heat shimmers.
The swamp hums.
Somewhere, an alligator laughs.🐊
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