Jochen Malmsheimer - Fulfilling children's gift wishes
First, a word about Leonhard Kuckart, the deputy federal chairman of the senile—sorry, the Senior Citizens' Union—who wants to banish children's cries from "residential areas." Perhaps he wants the human material to be properly raised in industrial zones first, so that it can be integrated into its traditional reservations in a way that is socially acceptable to senior citizens—er, Unionists...
Then Jochen Malmsheimer (friends, by the way, are sometimes not allowed to call him "Jochi" or "Malmö"!), the master of the verbal onslaught, unleashes an impressive linguistic storm, which has only one meaning and—listen up!—heaven and earth, Thanatos and Daedalus...—oh, just see for yourselves!!!1