a song for you
lyrics;
i see a cat on a bus with a lion
fucking goats up the ass and i know that they like it
but the fish near the front are all screaming
"everything is better when wet"
like the little hippopotamus who fucked the snake
with his claw that he stole from the store
when he saw two turtle doves
getting it on on the television
every single second screaming
you (you), me (me)
we should all say no to bestiality
cuz (cuz), its (its)
weird and awkward but its nature
and it keeps me awake every night
{that (that) shits (shits) gross (gross) man (man)} X2
go to the store
grab a bag of tortilla chips and salsa and cheese,
anything that you can think of for a party
and be sure to remember to hide your
(inner desires)
in comes a face that you know much too well
and you say
"no. you are dead. this just cannot be happening."
its granny fucker risen from the dead.
blood (blood), feces (feces)
vomit and a stick of chewing gum
you (you) prick (prick)
fucked an apple
what would granny say?
what would granny say if she knew you swung that way?
what would granny say?
if i were you i'd find a safe place to hide from your fucking granny.