'Terry the Turtle' by Sam Westphalen (Me)
its about a tennis playing turtle who takes performance enhancing drugs. every word starts with the letter T. I did put an "and" in there by accident but its meant to be a "to"
oh yea and that blippy sound 13 seconds in was completely accidental. i dont know where it came from but it managed to happen in a pretty good place so i decided to use it.