How to Santa Without the Lies

Props to all the teachers & tutors who have to make this BS make sense every year. #mommacusses

The unspoken school supply list. #mommacusses #backtoschoolseason

Is it an easy recipe or fun work load? #mommacusses #easyrecipe #lawlesscooking

If you can’t make your own tile, stickers are fine. #mommacusses #mommadiy #homedecor #dollartree

Idk if I’m impressed or annoyed. #mommacusses #teenmom #momlife

This is how they learn: failing safely. #mommacusses #momlife #teenmom

Why is sweater weather so far away? #mommacusses #fallgirlie #sweaterweather #spookyseason

Self-fulfilling prophecy, my dude. #mommacusses #booktube #books

Paper plate gang. You can choose environmentally conscious options #mommacusses #childproofpod

When vampires are jealous of your skin tone… #mommacusses #sunscreen #sunburn

First day of school=be extra about it #mommacusses #backtoschool

It’s almost that time of year. #backtoschool #mommacusses #momlife #parody #tlc

What even was that jelly glob? #mommacusses #olympics

What do I do with this thing? #mommacusses #paintedbrick #diy #homeimprovement

Food is morally neutral. Eat what you need. Be cautious of what the internet says. #mommacusses

Other people’s convenience is not more important than a kids’ safety. Not rude. At all. #askamom

I don’t have buy a whole new wardrobe this year! #mommacusses #momlife #backtoschool #childproofpod

The Shrek Shield keeps all the Korean skin care goos in place. #mommacusses #fiona #koreanskincare

I like hugs. I’m just bad at them. #mommacusses #bringitin

Children really just let ALL the intrusive thoughts win. #mommacusses #momcomedy

Listen, it’s been a minute but we need to have like three refresher chats before you go…#mommacusses

Not all lying needs the same response. How would you respond to these? #mommacusses

Am I doing Dollar Tree wrong? #mommacusses #dollartree

A child forming relationships is not a threat. room for lots of love and affection. #mommacusses