"Kiss of death" from Zhirinovsky
Vladimir Zhirinovsky, leader of the LDPR faction, held a master class in the State Duma on the art of kissing.
Vladimir Zhirinovsky, leader of the LDPR faction in the State Duma:
"I came in a good mood today. If Plushenko hadn't ruined the mood of millions of citizens, everyone would have been kissing this morning. This evening, at the Credens restaurant, we'll gather Moscow's youth and organize a Valentine's Day celebration: a concert, congratulations, and kisses. And now I'll ask Vasily Maksimovich Vlasov, head of the LDPR youth organization, and Nastenka to show us how to kiss on Valentine's Day. Come on, show us. It's wrong. I'll tell you again—that's what Plushenko does. I'm asking you to do what needs to be done. Kissing on the lips is forbidden: the mouth is the worst place. Only on the forehead." Beforehand, wipe the place where you will kiss with alcohol or cologne. My cologne is better. And a light touch. That's all. And in the mouth, and even inventing it with a French kiss - it's monstrous. Well done! Here they are - the young Muscovites. They are against Plushenko, against the mafia, against the law on the elections of deputies of the State Duma. This is Moscow! Here is the youth of Russia. New, pure. They don't drink alcohol, they don't know what drugs are, they don't know tobacco! And a light kiss on the forehead. Why on the forehead? Because they usually kiss the dead on the forehead. And love is death. We know that it will soon end, love, and we say goodbye to it in advance. And for now you love: today until 12 at night, and tomorrow you have to go to work at 6 in the morning.