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JOE turns his head to the camera.
JOE: Georgetown!
CONNOR sits at a cube, typing on his laptop. He spins around.
CONNOR: Georgetown!
EXT. HEALY LAWN
Connor and Joe stand together on Healy Lawn holding hands.
JOE: My name is Joe Luther.
CONNOR: My name is Connor Rohan.
JOE: And we’re running for GUSA President and Vice President.
EXT. OLD NORTH ON SIDE OF FOUNTAIN
Joe and Connor stand together.
CONNOR: We love Georgetown, but we know that it’s not perfect.
JOE: Georgetown can be downright
terrifying.
CONNOR: A Luther-Rohan administration would end this living nightmare that we call home.
INT. DAVIS CENTER
Connor and Joe are solemnly looking out of a large window in the Davis Center toward the graveyard.
JOE: We love the Jesuits, but they’re in Heaven now. We don’t need their spooky tombs in our faces.
INT. TOWNHOUSE
Connor stands on a balcony overlooking Georgetown with a printed out photo of a grave.
CONNOR: Our first order of business would be to get rid of Georgetown’s bone-chilling necropolis, and to replace it with an administrative building.
Connor tears the photo of the grave.
EXT. DUPONT BUS STOP
Joe and Connor stand with the steam whistle in the background. Connor is massaging Joe’s shoulders.
JOE: We know just how intimidating the steam whistle can be. Georgetown students shouldn’t have to live in fear of it.
CONNOR: The bloodcurdling roar of the steam whistle renders me paralyzed. No more of the status quo.
JOE: If elected, we’re going to slay the steam whistle. We will liberate Georgetown.
INT. TOWNHOUSE
We see an email reading “REMINDER: Campus Alert System (Steam Whistle) Test TODAY” get deleted.
CONNOR: Sorry, Department of Emergency Management & Operational Continuity!
EXT. RED SQUARE
Joe and Connor stand in Red Square.
JOE: Nothing torments me more than the Fencing Club.
CONNOR: They dress like beekeepers. I don’t want to get stung!
JOE: If elected, Luther-Rohan will eliminate the Fencing Club and make swords illegal.
CONNOR: You’re also going to jail if you look like you work with bees.
EXT. HEALY HALL
Joe and Connor stand in front of the clock tower together in prom pose.
JOE: We’re here to annihilate anything that you don’t like and make Georgetown a utopia.
CONNOR: We will make everything perfect and you’ll never have a problem ever again.
LOGO POPS UP
Blanktopia: You fill in the blank!