Metroid is a bad game, and here's why
SCENE SELECTION:
00:00 - 01. Introductory Message
00:14 - 02. Video Title Card
00:20 - 03. Brinstar: Pointless Areas
00:23 - 04. Brinstar: LOTS of Climbing
00:34 - 05. Brinstar: Enemies That Sync Moves
00:40 - 06. Brinstar: MORE Climbing
01:00 - 07. Brinstar: MORE Pointless Areas
01:04 - 08: Brinstar: Map? Who Needs a map?
01:07 - 09: Brinstar: Do the Math
01:15 - 10: Brinstar: Ammunition Overkill
01:28 - 11. Tourian: Ammunition Overkill 2
01:35 - 12. Tourian: A Vuvuzela
01:38 - 13. Brinstar: BEEP x24
01:55 - 14. Kraid's Lair: Ear-Bleeding Music... (Music from Ridley's Lair)
02:00 - 15. Brinstar: Hit Invisibility...
2:06 - 16: Kraid's Lair: ...But no Hit Invincibility
2:11 - 17: Brinstar: Start and Return Weak
2:21 - 18: Kraid's Lair: Cheap Shot #1
2:26 - 19: Brinstar: Cheap Shot #2
2:29 - 20: Norfair: Inescapable Pits
2:42 - 21: Norfair: Enemy Orgies
2:47 - 22: Kraid's Lair: Lots of Farming
2:53 - 23: Brinstar: Rooms That You Cannot Escape
3:03 - 24: Brinstar: Physics? What Are Those?
More coming soon.
Happy 25th Birthday, Metroid. You piece of shit!
I've been hinting (and by hinting, blatantly giving away) that I would be releasing this video. And now, here it is! But there's more to it than this; the controls are complete trash and the game lags with too many things on the screen at once, but you wouldn't understand until you played it.
This video was made as a general purpose video. Whenever I say the game is crap, and someone asks why, I can copy and paste this link to them instead of writing a three page essay. Also, this game does not deserve a review, but I still needed to show people how bad it was. People may tell me to show proof that I have beaten the game, but I'm never playing this game again.
If you give me any hint that you have not watched the full video or played the game, I retain the right to laugh at you.