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Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese underwear fashion model currently displaying for Danish underwear manufacturer "JBS Herreunderbenklæder". He also has a side career as a footballer currently playing for Real Madrid, generally acknowledged to currently be at least the world's 2nd best footballer in fierce competition with Lionel Messi for 1st place
Cristiano Ronaldo was born on Madeira, an island the Portuguese stolen from its native inhabitants (sea birds) in the 15th century. Since there are no level playing fields on this rocky outcrop, Ronaldo learnt his football skills by kicking the ball against a brick wall. This came in handy when he later signed for Manchester Rovers where the English born players were made of a similar material but less flexible.
When he first appeared, football coaches and experts thought he was a slimmed down version of the buck toothed Brazilian player Ronaldo. Cristiano denied there was any connection and refused to travel to Brazil until they apologised (still waiting). It was about this time the Madeira born Ronaldo discovered expensive underwear to promote.