Lemon Demon - Holy Bison Beaks!
Well, I thought Id write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didnt last too long.
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
til I had had enough, but then I realized
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential,
Catchy freakin hook.
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential hook.
And a guitar solo.
[bad guitar solo]
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this okay.
[awesome MIDI guitar solo]
Ugh, stop that. All right, uh
Oh, I know, lets do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesnt have a guard rail,
It doesnt even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so its going to end right now.
Right now.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH jinx!