【Kuso☆】 Reimu and Marisa's Choco Chewing ☆ Mouth to Mouth Challenge (Shit☆-S5) (English Subs)
This is an English subtitled version of "【クッソー☆】霊夢と魔理沙のチョコ咀嚼☆口移しチャレンジ" (known as "クッソー☆5") by atouda on NicoNicoDouga.
This was translated and subtitled by Kinbousei (近傍性), who has given me permission to edit it and upload it.
TL Notes:
A parody of QVC Japan's Fukushima Toyouji trying to sell Nonoji's salad grater. http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22193155
Ninjin (Carrot) Shirishiri is an Okinawan dish of stirfried egg and shredded carrot.
Shirishiri's supposed to be the sound of the slicer in Okinawan. (It's only ever used for this food though.)
The joke is that it's not famous at all.
The full title of the product at the end of the video is オトコの娘といっしょ。-日向編- 有紀編
Original: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28108413
Subs on niconico: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29035726
近傍性's niconico: http://www.nicovideo.jp/user/46892934