I Played Hydroneer for 4 Years and This Happened

It took an hour to terraform the entire planet

When you spend 2 years creating ridiculous fairytales

The best free game I ever played

This is what 100 Weapons does

When They Add New Stuff

The Children Yearn For The Mines

When You Fire 789,000,000 Bullets Per Second

I Took Capitalism To Dangerous Extremes

I Spent $100,000 Upgrading The Ultimate Axe

Upgrading Weapons For 100 Minutes Straight

Upgrading My Muscles For 24 Hours Straight

I Created A Pickaxe That Mines The Entire Earth

I Used Tiktok To End 8,000,000,000 Lives

I Made 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Donuts No One Asked For

Upgrading From Caveman To Space Soldier in 20 Minutes

When You Hit A Wall At 1,000 MPH

Upgrading To Max Level Crab

It Takes 1,000,000 Clicks To Break This Egg

I Made Carnivore Plants 99999x More Dangerous

When You Craft The Most Powerful Weapon Using Only Cardboard

Ending 1,000,000 Lives Using Sawblades

This Game Just Keeps Getting Better And Better

I Spent $9,999,991 Upgrading To The Fastest Cardboard Plane

Evolving Crabs To Do 1,542,574,215 Damage