CPAC is a Literal MAGA Circus
If you watched last year's video you saw me get thrown out.
This year I was shocked to see that my application for a press pass was approved.
Sorry for recycling some of these jokes, they're too funny to not use, and I literally came straight from Michigan.
None of the people in attendance should be elected to public office.
I never got to interview Liz Truss, I don't know why she gets to do a book tour.
#waltermasterson