【Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P】 God's an Energy Cheapskate (Eng. Cover) 【Umber】
Hello! I am a god of the solar system.
This has been one of my favorite songs for a very long time now and I'm super excited to have finally been able to cover it! It's cute and funny, but with a sad undertone and I really love that about it.
Lyrics (Feel Free to use with credit!):
Be not afraid, I am but a god who’s yet to be named
I have come to make a planet with all the money that I was paid
It was agreed by the holy assembly
My budget is only 10 quintillion yen
It isn’t much, if I am really being candid with you
But as for people who could make it work, I’d say there’s very few
So, being me, I’ll use my budgeting skills I’ve always known
And I’ll give it my all, and we’ll see how well it’ll go
For Project 1, I cut out cheaply made entities
“Human” is the name I gave their identities
Their heads are full, but only full of flaws and impurities
And I’m missing eighty-four different parts for these
Honestly they’re always such a pain, needy and greedy,
Everything they do is always fueled by harbored hatred
And when they don’t know how to solve the problems that they made,
They get on their knees and they start to pray
Quit praying to me like I don’t have to pay for it at all!
You all sure have some gall to force me into paying for you!
Now, honestly, are you really making me choose you over Earth?
The thing you live on? It’s worth the Ozone that I can’t afford!
Honestly, I’m heavily considering connecting your
Insipid brains with a LAN line to the heavens!
The entities that I had called “human beings”
They thought and thought about their lives and their meanings
So curious, and filled with energetic obsessiveness
They decided to discover the planet’s truths
Under the crust was really filled with cotton stuffing
The air condition turning off was what ended the Ice Age
All the bones of dinosaurs were sculptures that I threw away
Please, I beg of you, look away!
Oh, well, the breakers went out and then the woolies quickly followed suit
If we continue this route, we risk electric being produced
So now I’m borrowing from the god of venus and yet
He’s putting me in debt, so now I’m starting to regret it
At this pace, it won’t be long until we finally run out of funds
I thought I could do this
I might be in too deep!
(I might be in too deep!)
If the funding was more, I could have made earth so it would spin vertically
And I would have just made the human beings perfectly— but then, instead
The tilting of the axis made the plants die and rebloom
And flaws in the humans made them say “I do”
Maybe I did something good, too...
But screw it, oh, I don’t care, so I’m gonna sell this planet off!
And then I’ll hand it off to somebody who is rich enough
So hold your heads high, you pitiful people with your prayers on your knees
‘Cause I won’t hear your pleas, and then you’ll die off without me (lol)
Now that that’s over with I guess I’ll finally get my pay
And take a vacay somewhere I can unwind like
Atami!
Credits:
Song: Manbo Dead-Behind-the-House-P / ienourademanbo
Cover/Translyrics: Me!
Translation reference: Vgperson / @vgperson
Mix: Moe / channel
Sub: GHOST / @ghostandpals