Kutuzov is Napoleon's mother. And this is not a "joke" - this is a sensational version!!!
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Since childhood, we all loved the fairy tales of Pushkin, E. T. A. Hoffmann, Wilhelm Hauff, the works of Nikolai Gogol and Mikhail Bulgakov and many others - but few people, probably, guessed who was really hiding behind the beloved children's fairy tale and literary heroes Buratino, Dwarf Nose, Khlestakov, Chichikov, etc.