the quality minecraft™ bedrock™ switch™ experience
im well aware that shitting on bugrock is overdone but i felt like sharing a bit of my experience with what's probably the worst platform to play it on (the nintendo switch gaminf console)
also please for the love of god never try to edit a video with powerdirector on mobile, it took /way/ too long even with the shitty slapped-together results here
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0:00 intro
0:05 skins randomly don't work
0:14 world struggles to render
0:44 world refuses to load
0:59 blocks take forever to render
1:27 broken blocks reappear for no reason
1:42 fell out of bed and down a floor upon respawning
2:01 visual door shenanigans
2:13 ghast randomly(?) despawns
2:24 ghast + ghast fireball shenanigans
2:54 chest has to load before opening
3:07 inventory has to load before opening (bonus: block taking a while to visually break)
3:37 weird shadow bug
3:49 weird shadow mob(?)
3:57 stray gets flung into the air by an arrow
4:22 brief softlock after respawning
4:52 marketplace button texture glitch
5:01 worldwide texture glitch upon load
5:29 worldwide texture glitch upon load, again (up close this time)
5:54 random freeze
6:28 bonus clip
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