Falling Up 100% (Extreme Lottery Simulator) by a Mental Asylum Patient | Las Vegas
The title and thumbnail say pretty much everything I think about this level. If that doesn't emphasize it, then my fucking thoughts in the video do. Genuine F tier bottom of the barrel dogshit with no redeeming qualities.
Attempts: 5765
Time: 639 days or 21 months
Difficulty: Low Beginner (Devils Disco - Ts - Hypersonic)
Enjoyment: 26/100
Worst Fail: fuck you
FPS: CBF
Version: 2.2074
Final Thoughts: Where do I fucking begin? Miserable. Definition: wretchedly unhappy or uncomfortable. Thats how waking up and playing this level felt. Fucking miserable. This is without a doubt one of if not the buggiest level I have ever touched EVER. This shit rivals Prime TROLLMACHINE with the amount of bullshit it has in it, it is genuinely INSANE. And if its not a bug, its just straight up shitty gameplay, Im talking shit transitions, blind clicks, lazy and absurdly hard clicks for no fucking reason. Lets go through it shall we? 0-26, great fucking start to a level where everything is fucking free except when you encounter a green orb. Every fucking green and blue orb in this level has to be clicked 10 decades late because otherwise you fucking die, which im not gonna sit here and pretend is hard, its just fucking stupid gameplay that just makes the predrop unbearable. Speaking of unbearable, THE FUCKING SHIP IN THE DROP. Lets make 3 straight flys with the worlds DUMBEST TRANSITION for all 3 of them. Those 3 straight flys piss me off in a way its insane because they are just a fucking spike in difficulty in the level that just disappears after it, like everything after 33% is arguably, with the sole exception of 91%, hard demon gameplay. Fuck it, medium demon gameplay. It is so stupidly easy it just makes it a die at the ship simulator. Ok then why is the level so bad, if everything after is so easy? BECAUSE IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK. Firstly, the fucking "break" part is just great because it has 4 unsynced clicks you have to do, followed by the world's SNEAKIST DOUBLE SPIKE at 53% FUCK THAT CLICK. The only tolerable gameplay in this level is 59-70 and thats solely and solely because its free as balls, even my fucking grandma on a wheel chair could do that shit. Goku with no arms, no legs, a blindfold, no KI and testicular cancer as well as stage 4 diabetes could do that shit. And then we have the worlds LATEST green orb, which everyone has complained about, but listen to this, whats better than a Late Green Orb? A BUGGY SIZE PORTAL THAT YOU MISS 20% OF THE FUCKING TIME. GREAT JOB KRMAL. And then theres the dual, the FUCKING DUAL. This singular dual has more bugs in it than the Amazon rainforest and Australia combined. Dear Krmal, oh dear Krmal, NEVER USE SLOPES AGAIN. I mean it is pretty clear by the video that the dual just doesn't work AT ALL and I have a fucking galleria full of images of that fuck ass dual bugging out and killing you for no apparent reason. Oh remember when I mentioned 91% is the only hard thing? yea so lets make an ASSYMETRICAL SHIP WITH A GAP TIGHTER THAN MY GRANDMA'S BUTTCHEEKS AND MAKE THE TRANSITION TO IT RANDOM AS FUCK. GOD FUCK 91, IT IS SO FUCKING MENTALLY CHALLENGED ITS INSANE. BITCHASS LOTUS FLOWER LOOKING ASS SHIP IN A FUCKING INSANE DEMON, YES INSANE DEMON THIS SHIT WAS MENT TO BE INSANE DEMON LIKE FUUUUUUUUUCKING GREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT. And then of course, what better way to end the level than with the world's SNEAKIEST BUG at 98%, GG Krmal, you take the fucking title for world's most retarded level. "Oh but its unique" "better than generic level" STFUUUUUUUUU. The only unique thing about it is how shitty and intriguingly unbearable the level is. Fuck this level, fuck Krmal, fuck his stans and GOD never fucking again. Never play this shit, never.
Thumbnail was a collective effort between me and @atomiccoffee83 to express how SHIT this level is so yea, great
Raw Footage: • Falling Up raw
Youre never catching me in another Krmal level ever again