50 Things You MISSED! - iPhone 11 Apple Keynote
Is it just me or are Apple Keynotes getting a little repetitive?
BUT here’s the general gist of the new iPhone
We’re back to normal numerals so instead of the iPhone XI, we’re on the iPhone 11
There’s a new chip in it that nobody cares about
There’s three cameras
You can get Purple and Green iPhone’s now
Slofies is a thing now
and we finally get a fast charger with the iPhone
The most interesting parts for me, was the app they used in the camera portion and the bits about Apple Arcade. Also, Phil spilt water on his shirt.
Here's the 50 things you might have missed.
1. That Iron Man platform is pretty cool.
2. Frogger sucked back then. Frogger sucks now.
3. Apple Arcade is only 5 USD’s a month. Also, it’s pretty evident that people don’t care about free trials anymore.
4. Jason Momao’s beard looks gross up close
5. Apple TV+ looks like it’s going to bomb? We’re going to give you one free year!
6. There's somebody named Jaws?
7. Magical glass.
8. New iPad was built for iPadOS...
9. Tiny Keyboard is cool. This is one of those features that you see and you’re like “They couldn’t have made that earlier?
10. Every wonder what happens to all your old aluminum iPhone’s?
11. That Apple Watch video was pretty cool. I’m a little disappointed that not more is placed on the Apple Watch because it’s just such a great product.
12. An asian male Apple employee got to talk at made it to the Keynote!
13. The Apple watch commercial looked like a throwback to the old iPad commercials
14. How fast can you run off the stage?
15. Where was all the Apple Watch Techno-babble
16. Hermes is apparently pronounced HERRMEZZZ.
17. The iPhone XR is the most popular iPhone in the world?
18. Tim Tooting his horn again
19. Spatial Audio seems cool but honestly who plays games or watches movies without headphones anymore?
20. Ultra-wide lens on the iPhone 11 is cool.
21. Animal Portrait Mode!
22. Cool. iPhone night vision.
23. Did anybody else notice the mountain biker shooting a video of another biker without a case on the iPhone? Who does that? I get AppleCare+ is great but come-on, that just seems irresponsible….
24. Slofies…Apple’s attempt at being hip
25. O good. Another Bionic chip.
26. Crappy graphs
27. Iron Man platform comes out again
28. This Apple Keynote is now PG-13
29. The only thing going through my mind during this part of the keynote was “What is $100 dollars worth of IAP’s going to get me?”
30. It’s pretty evident that Jony Ives’ left Apple. The design is not "Pro"
31. A new gold? Is it a shade of pink?
32. Machine learning is cool. Most companies are going to use AI to figure out how to pillage your personal data. Apple is using AI to help turn your iPhone into your second wife. Or husband.
33. More useless techno-babble.
34. Apparently transistors look like purple waffles.
35. 18W Charger!
36. Triple camera’s is pretty cool. But how many more lens do we need before it gets silly?
37. Claiming that the iPhone has 4x zoom is borderline lying.
38. Who else was freaked out by the giant eyeball. What’s the best way to show how good a camera is? By taking a closeup photo of one of the weirdest parts of the human body.
39. Phil telling us how pretty pictures are get's boring.
40. Somebody spilt waters at the skatepark
41. Is that a young Jason Moomao?
42. More running off the stage.
43. Pretty sure that’s the alley were Batman’s parents were killed?
44. Phil spilt something on his shirt during the video break.
45. A pro font? Cmon Phil.
46. I heart FilMic Pro.
47. What the hell is the U1 Chip?We have H1, W1, T1 and whatever A-number bionic chip but what is the U1 Chip?
48. The iPhone 11 is the least environmentally friendly Apple device announced today.
49. What’s worse? Staying up really late or getting up really early?
50. Talking about Apple retail at the end of a keynote is literally the biggest buzzkill ever.
What did you guys think? Leave it in the comment section below!
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