(FarCry) Door Monsters
FarCry is actually a story about monsters stuck at doors, curiously lethargic people piled on top of one another and disembodied shadows of men.
We need a game where you go through all the levels with everything and everyone dead and it's weird and ominous and you always expect something to happen, but nothing ever does. You find ammo and guns, only you never need to use them. There would be a cover system as well as a stealth one implemented. But you need not use them. There would be beautifully rendered cutscenes in which your character does nothing. Finally, you meet the guy that's killed everyone in the game, and whaddaya know - he offs you too! Dependent on the difficulty level, the gruesomeness of your death scene varies. The game would require a constant internet connection so as to enhance the single player experience. After beating the game three times you get access to other costumes. You can also buy new costumes at the online store. The game uses the advanced features of Kinect so if you purchase a Kinect unit, you can scan your clothes right into the game. You can also scan any livestock you might have, to change the look of your character. It would take some 18+ to finish the game, not counting time spent free-roaming, during which there isn't much to do.
The game supports split-screen multiplayer for up to four players, with several modes: 1) Deathseeker - in which you follow the tracks of the GT.GAKE (the Guy That Goes Around Killing Everyone) hoping to get offed first 2) Covermaster - where in order to win you must find a spot where you can conceal your character the longest 3) Ammo hunt - where the goal is to collect as much ammunition as possible, without ever using it. Multiplayer can be played without the internet connection enabled.
In the planned sequel, you play as the son of the character from the first game, and you follow in the wake of the son of the guy that goes around killing everyone, who himself - goes around killing everyone. The catch here would be - you are his son too!
In the third game....