Goodfellas Scene | How am I funny?! | The best of Tommy DeVito
Goodfellas Scene
How am I funny?!
The best of Tommy DeVito
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Tommy DeVito: What's with you? I thought I was getting pinched already.
He's on my neck like a vulture.
What do you want?
This guy didn't want to give you the check.
Could you take care of this?
Tommy DeVito: No problem. Tell him to put it on my tab.
I want to talk to you about that.
It ain't just this one. It's seven big ones you owe me.
Tommy DeVito: That ain't peanuts. I don't mean to be out of order...
It's good you don't like to be out of order, Sonny.
Embarrassing me in front of my friends, like I'm a deadbeat.
You're a mutt. You know the money we spend in this fucking...
Don't be like that.
Like what?
Do you believe him? You think this is funny?
What the fuck are you looking at? You fucking moron!
You don't want to bring the check? Do you believe this prick?
You're supposed to be doing this stuff, too.
Henry Hill: You're a funny guy.
That's it, Henry!
Tommy DeVito: You want to laugh? This prick asked me to christen his kid. I charged him seven thousand.
Henry Hill: You really are a funny guy.