http://www.dilbert.com/animation by Scott Adams. RingTales presents an Animated Dilbert Cartoon. Dogbert puts two and two together and makes way more than four.
Dogbert says, 'I like to con people. And I like to insult people. If you combine con and insult, you get consult. I'm here to consult you.' The Boss says, 'It sounds expensive and demeaning. Okay.'