Things EMTs say.

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Some people are ok with stuff, some people REALLY aren’t. #ems

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Yes this really happened and he was completely serious. #ems

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. 5 times a year, guaranteed. #ems #paramedic #level

Real things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. This really happens, really often. #firefighter #ems #car

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. A call with a whole lot of prayers. #ems #call #leads

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Sleep comes in multiple forms. #sleep #snore #ems

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Feeling the “burn” isn’t always a good thing. #ems #burn #pee

Green screening myself into shows to make them more realistic. Remember your ABCs! #ems #greenscreen

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Age and pride can be a wonderful combination. #back #ems #hurt

Real things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. The heroic firefighting I’ve been dreaming of. #firefighter

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. You’d be surprised how many times this happens. #ems #button

As the Vice President and Co-owner of @FireDeptCoffee, I am beyond excited for this! #coffee #shop

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Losing weight isn’t always worth it. #weight #excercise #ems

Real things I’ve seen as a Firefighter. This was probably not a smart idea. #firefighter #helmet

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. I’ve never been happier to be on a call in my life.#nurse #ems

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. This dude is about as lucky as you get. #ems #lucky #fall

Real things I’ve seen I’ve seen as a Firefighter. This dude couldn’t have cared less. #firefighter

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Why. Just why! #ems #nothankyou #rain

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. We’ve all been there…right? #line #ems #wall

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. He looked like a walking pimple. #ems #red #pop

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Am I the only one who’s seen this? #ems #chase #cereal

Every overly dramatic Firefighting TV show and movie, ever. #firefighter #cheese #slowmotion

Real things said on 911 calls. This dude drove away as fast as he could. #drive #head #ems

Real things I’ve heard as a Firefighter. I’m not sure if this is genius or moronic. #firefighter