Do they have any formal martial arts training? NO. But do they have a deeply-rooted obsession with Double Dragon? YES!!! (Note: When dying your karate gi, don't use the cheapest fabric dye available at WalMart. Your reds could come out strikingly pink, and your royal blues might get left a tad on the periwinkle side.)
Girl: Heather Moxcey
Camera Man: Ben Mallahan