Overwatch Song | Please Don't Play Hanzo | Cryssy

Опубликовано: 18 Август 2026
на канале: Crystal 2.0
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Overwatch is one of my favourite (read: only) games that I love playing, so I had to write a song about it!

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Vocals/Producer/Lyrics: Cryssy
Videographer: Grace MacAskill
Hanzo Voice Lines: Stephan A. G.

Background Hanzo Gameplay:
Best Hanzo Player "Wraxu" [#1 Hanzo God] - Overwatch Montage
   • Video  

Original Song: Say You Won't Let Go - James Arthur
   • James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go  

Listen to my song about Playing Reinhardt here:    • Playing Rein | Overwatch Parody of Hard Ti...  

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Lyrics:
I queued up for a game,
Your name popped up,
You made me feel as though,
In ELO Hell, I’m stuck

You chose to play a toon,
Just wasn’t right
Even though we were attack,
On a capture point fight…

When you said,
“The meta don’t matter”
I had a feeling I’d be dropping down the ladder,
We need another support class..
And, you said “I only play sniper”
“Why not play Ana?”, I really stand by her
“I’m okay with the one I am”

I knew that we would lose
But you never know – if someone will class swap,
When we can’t push payload,
I knew we needed more
Of a balanced comp,
But I’m playing Mercy &
My teammates won’t swap

Just please don’t play Hanzo…
Yes, please, don’t play Hanzo…
After the last match, I sat backed and sipped my tea,
I was hoping that you’d counter Pharah with McCree
And there I go again, wishing for too much…
When we are on defense, and the other team is clutch…

When I looked over my shoulder,
There you were, quickly dying to Reaper
& asking for some healing…

I said, “Man, can you get better?
We really need to pick up the meta”
But he’s already quitting…

I’m over competitive,
No one ever tries – to listen to call outs,
Or give the archetype a try…
I’m sick of bastions who try to play attack,
Or the pro genjis who always come in last…

BUT PLEASE DON’T PLAY HANZO,
YOU’RE WORSE THAN LEAVER’S, BRO…

I want to up my rank, but as support, it’s hard…
If you pick Hanzo, I swear, I will let you die…
We need to work as one – Overwatch is team-based…
Stop trying so damn hard to get play of the game…
I wrote this song for you – All you HANZO MAINS,
You need to start to try & fill up team needs…

JUST PLEASE DON’T PLAY HANZO
YOU’RE WORSE THAN LEAVER’S, BRO
WHY NOT PLAY LUCIO?
EVEN ANA IS A GO…