How I Met Your Mother (D&D Edition) | The Bard Anthem | Funny D&D Song - Fantasy Tavern Music
Suit up! Because tonight we're dating a dragon. "How I Met Your Mother (D&D Edition)" is an original medieval tavern song about a Bard who looked at an Ancient Hot Pink Dragon and saw a date instead of a boss fight.
When the town called for a dragon slayer, most heroes brought a sword - this bard brought a tailored suit and a golden lute. A high-stakes hunt turned into a high-charisma date, a natural twenty that broke the game and the Dungeon Master's heart. It's an anthem for every high-charisma hero who believes a Natural 20 on a Seduction check is more powerful than any Fireball. It's legen - wait for it - dary!
Welcome to the hearth, traveler. Mind the dragon fire at the door and find your place among the crowd - the bard is just getting to the best part of the story. 🍺
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Perfect for:
🔥 Rowdy evenings and after-battle celebrations
🎧 Anyone who loves original folk ballads and fantasy stories
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📜 LYRICS — How I Met Your Mother
He checked his reflection in a shield,
No sword in his hand, no armor of steel
The town wanted blood and beast in a cage,
But he saw date, not war to be waged
He straightened his collar, he tuned his lute,
And whispered: "Tonight, I am wearing a suit!"
"He's going to end as a toasted snack!"
"We bet ten gold he's never coming back!"
It's legen - wait for it - dary pride,
I'll make that dragon my sweet bride
I rolled for charm, I brought the heat,
A Nat Twenty and never missed a beat!
No dragon breath, no ancient spell,
The Dungeon Master's mad as hell!
She roared a blast of crimson smoke,
He treated it just like a joke
He checked his stats, he fixed his vest,
And cleared his throat to give his best
"Got a map? For I must confess,
I'm lost in your beauty, my Dragoness!"
"He's still alive?! That can't be right!"
"That's the cheesiest line I've heard tonight!"
It's legen - wait for it - dary pride,
I'll make that dragon my sweet bride
I rolled for charm, I brought the heat,
A Nat Twenty and never missed a beat!
No dragon breath, no ancient spell,
The Dungeon Master's mad as hell!
The Fighter burst in, sword held high,
"Prepare for battle, beast must die!"
But Bard just smirked, a comb in hand,
The weirdest scene in all the land
"Put down the steel, she's not a pest
We're on a date, and I'm her guest!"
It's legen - wait for it - dary pride,
I'll make that dragon my sweet bride
I rolled for charm, I brought the heat,
A Nat Twenty and never missed a beat!
No dragon breath, no ancient spell,
The Dungeon Master's mad as hell!
The tavern's quiet, the fire is low,
It happened many years ago
He looks at the crowd with a wink so sly,
As a giant shadow streaks the sky
"And that, kids... is how I met your mother."
📜 A NOTE FROM THE TAVERN
At ThaBard Tavern, we combine ancient tales with new magic. While the core of these melodies is crafted with the help of AI tools, every lyric is written by hand, and every visual is crafted with care. I use these tools to bring to life the music I’ve always wanted to hear, and I’m honored to share that journey with you. I'm glad you're here to listen.
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