Adolf Hitler VS. Darth Vader Rap Battle 1-3 [Mix Music Video]
Lyrics:
1.
Verse 1: Adolf Hitler:
I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face
You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil
Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel
'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version
Verse 2: Darth Vader:
You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch, let me remind you who you're messin' with
Everything that you did, I'm the motherfucker who invented it
Im the original Dark Lord, you're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice
My Stormtroopers make yours
Look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
Verse 3: Adolf Hitler:
You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower
I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters
What's your lightsaber versus a clan of all your white neighbors?
Verse 4: Darth Vader:
Suck my robot balls
Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off
A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass
We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh
2.
Verse 1: Darth Vader:
Someone who loathes you, bitch, now stand up and rhyme
I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time
Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa
I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe
I strike back hard against a Nazi
Brain toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee!
Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am
I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp
I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt
So suck on deez... Uh, deez what, sir? Deez robot nuts!
I'm gonna enjoy watching you die
So let me do it with my own eyes
Verse 2: Adolf Hitler :
You look stressed, Vader, you appear to be in pain
You need a vacation, here, take a trip on my train
I mean you, leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!
Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational
You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate
Now you're 6' 6" and black but can't get a date
Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver
Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator
You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?
You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!
Everything you do is an epic fail
Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!
What's wrong Ani? Can't take anymore?
Not surprising coming from the Emperor's whore
3.
1.Verze - Adolf Hitler:
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls and your face! A war on two fronts!
The Führer will crush the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving
Well I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!
2.Verze - Darth Vader:
Let me paint you a picture, son
Portrait of a bitch after World War One
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
Boba Fett:
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
'Cause when I rock the microphone I-
Autro - Adolf Hitler:
Oh, Sieg Hell No!
You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf!… Hitler.
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