Tom Goss - Nerdy Bear

Опубликовано: 28 Июнь 2026
на канале: tomgossmusic
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I love nerdy bears!

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Lyrics
"Hey!
Yeah, you.
Oh you're a shy one aren't you?
And so f#$*^g cute!"

Nerdy bear,
behind them glasses you're a dirty bear.
So shake that ass in daddy underwear.
And let me sneak into your secret lair.

It's a Friday night and the club is bumpin'.
But you're hanging tight and cuddling with your punkin'.
You got that SmashBro's combo locked tight.
I'll be your Princess, you're Link, that's right.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START,
that's the cheat code to open my heart.
Drop your controller, here, please use mine.
Don't need no quarter, free plays all night.

Nerdy bear,
behind them glasses you're a dirty bear.
So shake that ass in daddy underwear.
And let me sneak into your secret lair.
Nerdy bear,
behind them glasses you're a dirty bear.
So shake that ass in daddy underwear.
And let me sneak into your secret lair.

Now at a gathering, I'm getting hot and bothered.
It's a monster and I'm getting clobbered.
You have a +4 to saving throws vs. magic.
To the rescue, so romantic.

"Listen.
You are my hero ever single day.
My greatest fantasy and the strongest man I know.
You want me to get you an ice cream sandwich?"

Nerdy bear,
behind them glasses you're a dirty bear.
So shake that ass in daddy underwear.
And let me sneak into your secret lair.
Nerdy bear,
behind them glasses you're a dirty bear.
So shake that ass in daddy underwear.
And let me sneak into your secret lair.

"I've got an idea.
You see those turnips?
I know they're overpriced but let's buy some.
You, me, our avatars, living dangerously.
I'll follow you anywhere."

Nerdy bear,
behind them glasses you're a dirty bear.
So shake that ass in daddy underwear.

Director: Michael Serrato
Director of Photography & Coloring: Catalin Stelian
Nerdy Bear: Jason Villegas
Makeup: Lino Supdos
PA & BTS: Molly O'Brien
Editing: Tom Goss & Michael Serrato
Special Thanks: Rockbar NYC
Beat by LARUE MADE IT:    / @laruemadeit  
Mixed & Mastered by Ned Douglas