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IRS PROVES CRYPTOCURRENCY is KINDA DUMB - always bet on red... tape...

PERPLEXITY AI INVESTIGATED by AWS - robots.txt is on the 'right side of history'...

WALGREENS CLOSING because USA ECONOMY is FAILING - nothing says 'good economy' like failed business

DEI is DEAD at TRACTOR SUPPLY - farmers don't care....

GAZA PIER CONTINUES to FAIL - stupid idea keeps sucking....

BIDEN vs TRUMP DEBATE DISASTER - nyt agrees biden is a disaster...

ISRAEL IRON DOME faces CATASTROPHIC COLLAPSE - what happens when defense systems run out of ammo...

INFRARED CAMERAS SEE UNDER JAPANESE ATHLETES UNIFORMS - new fabric blocks the pervs...

VW INVESTS $5 BILLION in RIVIAN - old company steals lollipop from tech baby...

DR DISRESPECT PUNISHED by YOUTUBE - the 'facts' that you can't see are unquestionable...

NORTH KOREA TROOPS in UKRAINE - usa says foreign troops will be 'cannon fodder'...

BIDEN LOSES DEBATE vs TRUMP - even supporters know he's too tired...

AIRBUS FAILS at SELLING PLANES - globalization is breaking...

AMAZON WORTH $2 TRILLION - investing in hype, not houses...

ELECTRONIC PRICE TAGS at WALMART - can change prices every 10 seconds...

CHINESE TEMU SUED for being DANGEROUS by ARKANSAS AG - mommy my leg is getting tired...

USA SENDING MILITARY CONTRACTORS to UKRAINE - can we talk about this...

DNC treats INFLUENCERS like NEWS at CONVENTION - tim pool gbeats don lemon...

BUZZFEED FAILING and SELLING HOT ONES for $70 MILLION - 7% interest rates killing worthless startups

BIDEN REPEATS COVID FAILURE with BIRD FLU - he's just a really bad president...

DR DISRESPECT FIRED from MIDNIGHT SOCIETY Game Studio - ex twitch employees leak "facts"...

STAR WARS ACOLYTE is NOT QUEER - space witches platonically conceive kids...

NVIDIA STOCK FALLS - $400 billion goes "poof"...