1st Time Cracking *CRUNCHY* ASMR Spine Exam & Back Pain Relief for "NBA" Teen.
Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy
It's 6:56am and this morning's yoga smells like a tobacco and moss scented candle stick
Early morning cracks are bouncing off walls as the birds sing their March morning raga
The house is still and silent... for at least 30 more minutes until the alarm sounds and bus time chaos ensues
And a prescription description writes itself if surrender is practiced
Like the big toe crack...
I accepted the challenge from a non-self cracker who submitted "my big toes never crack"
And I accepted defeat after 2 missed swipes...
but then...
the magic of surrender and "one last try"
"POP"
What about the left foot? Some will ask...
On this particular visit, and on the following, I'll be nursing an injured left thumb...
Which is used for left big toe and left trapezium cracking
I digress...
I met Grayson at a restaurant
She's the curbside pick-up coordinator... and one day while casting my line into the stream of pre-prepared grilled Atlantic salmon, I happen to notice a hitch in her gait and a hinged shoulder...
And what 20 year old doesn't want to be on Youtube?
It's not weird...
One time... I met a patient during a snowstorm
He was plowing my office parking lot
I was doing donuts off to the side while he cleared a space for me
Then after I parked and went into the building, he followed me in
He and his wife have been patients for the last 10 years
Chiropractic patients are loyal like that
Once you find a good Chiro, you stick to them
Yesterday I adjusted a patient who I saw twice, 5 years ago
Since then she's had 2 kids and half a decade of spine stress
But her listings were the same as they were on the day of her initial exam
Posture, habits, and the human spine condition...
Crick. Crack. Boom!
And she's back aligned
Alignment
Physical, mental, emotional
Check yourself and get help when you need it
The patterns emerge and are predictable
Every now and then, there's an anomaly... like Grayson's upper cervical spine
It's mouse medicine
The detail can't be seen by hawk who soars above with the clouds
It takes the medicine of mouse to nibble away at the body's seemingly random idiosyncrasy
However... mouse delivers the details to hawk through the aither...
who then swoops in with razor-sharp talons to deliver the final kill
on mouse
CRUNCH
There are no thoughts after the "shu"
Only peace and silence...
You're standing on the hill enjoying the breeze of March
and here on the last day of said month, a calm and serene scene is painted like a portrait
March "roars in like a lion, and limps out like a lamb" is true for today
And the fire of spring begins to grow with the garden of plant friends who bring medicine to ZION
Sending morning prayers to the people of Ukraine wrapped in the vibration of OHM as the light continues filling the space
Memes of "violence awareness" clutter the feeds bc The "Fresh Prince" of "I am Legend" Will Smith threw an open fist... throwing "Head of State" Chris Rock in a downward "Spiral" "Back To Earth"
Teeth Brushed... electrically, effectively
Connected we remain like drops puddled after rain
Evaporated and spiritually activated
condensed in a cloud until the clout of rapidly fluctuating temperatures release us
Thunder
"Surrender rain drops... become the ocean"
Swimming in the sea of oneness there is no stillness
Motion is lotion
that's why Grayson's back hurts...
The vata energy needs space to move, expand, discover
Students are strapped to their seats... accepting defeat of their limited mind meat
honoring the process of life's learning lessons...
We're all green... like frogs, maybe the sike-a-delic kind
How far can your tongue stretch when the fly is stationary?
Those little belly breathers
Ribbit Ribbit
Bish
Hop over here and sit on this lily pad and let's watch the river carry our offerings to the sea
Friday
Under the Bridge, we'll sing together
Old guys make new songs and new fans perhaps too young to understand
But I chill with it
You're an amazing being
quite a fine person indeed
pretty neat if you ask me
But no one did... so let's just pick up the handle on the casket of yesterday and usher in a new day
Everyday
Just Remember, Bismillah...
A week, month, a year from now...
you're not going to remember anything that you saw on today's screen feed mind bleed
But you might remember an interesting article that you read
Or the tree that you seed
Or the hi from your weeeee
Have fun, be true
stay safe, be you
Educate self
Empathize... but remain steadfast with your bulletproof mindset
And breeeeeeeeathe
With Gratitude
Thanks for Watching "1st Time Cracking CRUNCHY ASMR Spine Exam & Back Pain Relief for NBA Teen."
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Shout out to NBA lol