THE DARK ELDAR WHO TOOK PITY ON THE ACCOUNTANT.

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THE DARK ELDAR WHO TOOK PITY ON AN ACCOUNTANT
The Dark Eldar (Drukhari) are masters of pain and horror. But what happens when an ordinary senior clerk of the Adeptus Administratum finds himself in their Commorragh torture pits? A man for whom torture is a relaxation compared to a quarterly report, and true hell lies in an improperly completed 404-Bekta form. Can the Hive Mind or Chaos match the might of the Imperial Bureaucracy?
There is a place in the galaxy that the Inquisition terrifies even the most hardened heretics. Commorragh. The Dark City. The realm of the Drukhari. A place where pain is an absolute, and death is considered an unattainable luxury. The Dark Eldar feed on the suffering of others. They are virtuosos of agony, artists of dismemberment.
But you know what's funniest? These long-eared aesthetes with their hooks and poisons are simply naive, spoiled children compared to the Adeptus Administratum machine. Because the Drukhari torture the body. And the Administratum tortures the very concept of your existence.
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