Can You Beat Minecraft as a Tech Support Worker?(WITHOUT H1B Visa)
DO NOT REDEEM! today I will be playing through minecraft as a tech support worker WITHOUT H1B Visa. This means that I have been Deported To New Delhi and will have to play from that context.
The mechanics of being a tech Support Worker in New Delhi are as follows:
1. Overcrowding: wherever I go there will be neutral "Indian" mobs that will spawn near me, always filling the area near me with them.
2. If one of the mobs from (1) is hit by the player, they will then all aggro on the player
3. Cows will drop "Sacred Poo" edible item that give the Luck status Effect
4. Mobs within 10 blocks of the player will take "Stench Aura" damage
5. Player will receive 1 poop item every second. This can be eaten to give Poison Status Effect or crafted into Poop Blocks, which are functionally the same as slime
6. Player will recieve 1 computer on spawn.
7. Player will recieve "Tickets" while playing the game. The longer these support tickets sit in my queue, the higher my "SLA" bar(seen above the Health bar in the video) will go, and as it hits the top I will be "Fired"(Set on fire). To reduce the SLA bar, I will have to go into the "Computer Dimension" and kill bugs(cave Spiders) or Nigerian Scammers(Endermen) in order to reduce the SLA
8. (1) will NOT apply in the nether or in the computer dimension, because Indians believe in reincarnation, not hell, and because most of india is not connected to the internet.
9. 2 of my fans helped me build new delhi, and it will serve as the starting area for me. There are no advantages to this, it is simply aesthetic
10. Haze of India: there will be a fog surrounding the player that reduces the effective render distance to 3 chunks. This represents the pollution of India
Music used in this video is from Mario Kart 7, Mario Kart wii, and the legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
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