September 10, 2023

Boosie's TEMU doppelganger

Joaquin sees his baby for the first time. "Mi mijo es NEGRO?!"

An entitled man is interrupted while stealing and decides to pick a fight!

At the end of 2023 you gave up. You felt like a fresh start could turn everything around.

Attn: A woman, mature, beautiful, and vibrantly alive, desires to meet a healthy man of means.

I'll never forget when Gunnery Sergeant Hartman found that Gypsy cursed donut in Pyle's footlocker!

They installed a flag pole at the beach last week.Today I got to see the flag!

We might have to evaporate. I hate evaporating!

An enthusiastic reading of, "Dee's Big Nuts" by Mark Thunder. Sara loved Dee's big nuts.

The Internet has no chill! The comments had me 💀

o500 hrs Residents awaken to the sound of a search warrant being served at 521 Kingdom Court.

My daughter asked me how nanobots are made.

Just one drink guys, I have to be at work early tomorrow.

This abuelita says she slept with 1000 men!

Angry customers in a McDonald's drive-thru meltdown over $5.00 refund.

Never cohabitate! Remember when Tiffani threw Austin out because he couldn't find a job.

People thoroughly entertained by Percy Miller's dental work!

Shoplifter is visably upset about the lack of a satisfactory experience while attempting to steal!

I told y'all to chill... I got this!

I'm at a loss for words but... Shout out to the golden retriever!

" ... 22 or something... "Proceeds to scroll throughat least 60 names.

Only the freshest possible seafood served here!

Must be something on his lip!

They call it "cham-pain!"