Welcome to Furry Fandom (Parody of Welcome to the Internet)
I love furry fandom :)
This is a furry-themed parody of Bo Burnham’s “Welcome to the Internet,” made with love by a furry, for furries. It contains mature humor, chaotic inside jokes, and references not meant to shame or stereotype anyone.
If something offends you—I’m truly sorry. That was never the intention.
It’s all just satirical fluff. Enjoy the weirdness. 🐾
If you haven't check out the "Welcome to the Internet", go and check it out!
Original song: • Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (from...
Lyrics:
Welcome to the furry fandom! Have a look around
Any kinds of anthropomorphism can be found
We've got countless of species, some cute, some diverse
If none of it’s appealing, you’d truly be first
Welcome to the furry fandom! Please create your ref.
Would you like to be a fox or be a sad short-neck giraffe?
There's no need to stress it, try doing your best, haha
Or find an artist and let him do all the rest
Welcome to thе furry fandom! What would you prefur?
Would you like to dress up in fursuit or make a suit for murr.
Be silly! Be kinky! Be one that attracts!
We've got numerous fun ways to interact
Welcome to the furry fandom! Put your fears away
Here's a guide for making handwork, heres' a pizza gone astray
We've got stories and the memes and not safe for works
And a gory sextual artwork of a raccoon penetrated and climxed by a cheese grater
Welcome to the furry fandom! OwO wat's dis?
bracket fluffs and nuzzle bracket. Notice ur bulgy penis
pwease daddy, getting thirsty, you're knot gimme mowe?
Rawr~ lickies, rubbies, wiggle tail on teh floow~
See a gaudy Vulpine, bullied-canine, be a twink
Post a Friday pic of fursuit, wearing stockings in bright pink
Start a rumor, shame popufur, like Amber, a bed-shitter
Or be yet another streamer, meet a furverted diaperfur in the —
Here's a 10,000$ art auction, you should get a com
Here's why Vaporean is the ... ,here's how you can ruin a con
"Is furry just a fetish?" Bit tricky to explain
But you'll rake in all the cash if you draw some yiff for fans
Could I interest you in furry thing all of the time?
A little bit of furry thing all of the time?
Affinity's a remedy, and loneliness' a crime
Anything and furry thing, all of the time
Could I interest you in furry thing all of the time?
A little bit of furry thing all of the time?
Affinity's a remedy, and loneliness' a crime
Anything and furry thing, all of the time
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