Diarrhea on ice! No that'd be the Diarrhea Icecapades!
Anyway, what an explosive, sloppy show we've got for you tonight. If you came to hear epic, wet, diarrhea splattered all over the inside of a toilet bowl, then you came to the right goddamn place!
I'll keep this short so you can go ahead and enjoy this glorious show of anal explosiveness. 8008135/10