A Review of Cyberpunk 2077 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 2077 (Reupload)
A review from the FuTuRe about Cyberpunk 2077. Find out which predictions of the future were accurate or just flat out wrong.
DISCLAIMER - This video was thrown together in delirium, I will NOT be held responsible for the following content within the video:
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00:00 Intro
00:33 Cyberpunk 2077 was the first ever game to be patched by anime
01:55 The customisation options are renowned for being super ugly
03:08 The intro was controversial for being boring and too wordy
03:58 Act 1 foreshadows the main events of the game (love can kill)
06:59 The screens featured in the game world help you hold your attention when you get bored
08:26 The yellow arrowed NPCs are inconsistently hostile
09:50 The reason Evelyn is a crucial component to the story
13:24 There are unicorns in the Cyberpunk universe according to this easter egg
16:51 Killing NPCs is the only way to make money in Cyberpunk 2077
17:08 The number of refuse bags in the open world is inappropriate compared to real life 2077
17:53 Cyberpsycho sightings are really messy if you don't have quickhacks or late game gear
18:54 The police in Cyberpunk 2077 are very underwhelming and exemplifies how janky the game can be
20:43 Players unanimously love Panam because she's the easiest side character to romance
21:33 Cyberpunk 2077 is the most emotionally provocative RPG ever made due to themes of identity and ones control over it
27:50 Intermission
28:59 Takemura wanted 'favours' from Yorinobu so he asks V to sabotage a parade float
30:00 Night City is highly immersive because it features NPCs that walk on the pavement
32:30 Cyberpunk 2077 is controversial because they replaced female NPCs' blood with milk
34:20 Panam canonically hates the colour pink and goes so far as to run over a pedestrian for wearing it
35:00 The Night City Pride Parade features snipers surrounded by exploding party lights
36:22 Halfway through the game, V gets revenge on Takemura for liking girls, by leaving him for dead
37:29 Hanako Arasaka is very fond of obscure movies, and really wants V to find Soul Killer (2009)
38:30 Panam saves V from death by having a great time with him in the Basilisk
39:18 V goes to church to repent for his sins and search for Soul Killer (2009)
43:06 During his run in with the Voodoo Boys, V cyberactively absorbs Soul Killer (2009) and learns astral projection
45:26 Cyberpunk 2077 ends with V destroying Johnny Silverhand by entering the spirit realm through a device called APAD
48:52 Outro
49:57 The Outro's Outro
50:50 Hassan