Shadow and the Blue Chao pt 1
Part 2 here: • Shadow and the Blue Chao pt. 2
Part 3 here: • Shadow and the Blue Chao pt. 3
THIS FAN-FICTION WAS NOT MADE BY ME!! It was written by someone else. I did not draw any of the art, also.
Link to the story: http://www.angelfire.com/games4/chaow...
Here is the story (pt. 1):
Characters:
Shadow the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
Amy the Hedgehog
Knuckles the Echidna
Rouge the schoolteacher
Tails the schoolteacher
Dr. Eggman (the Chao kindergarden Janitor)
Various Chao
Pendant the really powerful Chao (dark immortal chaos chao. Stats at lv. 99),
Ganondorf.
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Narrator: Okay. Shadow has just fallen from the space colony and is presumed dead. Yet he has actually landed on planet Earth in a less than welcoming place.
Booger the Chao: What is it?
Lumpkin the Chao: I dont know. It looks like its not from around here.
Booger: What do you expect? It fell from the sky!
Lumpkin: Shh! Its moving!
Shadow: Ugghh where am I?
Booger: Chao World.
Shadow: You things have your own world?
Lumpkin: What did you just call us?
Shadow: I called you a "thiiiiiiing".
Booger: (whispering to Lumpkin) Maybe we should call Pendant?
Lumpkin: Not yet. I'm having WAY too much fun.
Rouge: Walks into the Chao Neutral garden and talks to Booger and Lumpkin. Yall come to school now. We have a guest today!
Booger and Lumpkin: Yay!
A little while later, at the Chao Kindergarden
Rouge: This spiky thing that fell from the sky, called a hedgehog, is going to be our guest today! We will learn how to sing and Go-Go dance with him! Are you all ready? Here comes Shadow the hedgehog!
Shadow: (walks in looking confused) What?
Class of Chao: Sing!
A Chao from the Class: Blow Bubbles!!!
Rouge: Oops! Looks like I have a message from Tails. You Chao go along learning with Shadow and Ill be back in a minute. Have fun!
Pendant the Chao: (walks up to Shadow) Youre so doomed to stay with us, you know.
Shadow: rolls his eyes I sort of figured that out. What harm could you do to me?
Pendant: Play with us.
Shadow: No. Look here, buddy. Im bigger than you. Youre about two inches tall. I could easily hurt you.
Pendant: Play with us.
Class of Chao: (all stare at Shadow)
Pendant: Ready, everyone? Remember what I taught you! Kick, Kick, Punch! Kick, Kick, Punch! Kick, Kick, Punch!
Shadow: (gets beaten up by the Chao) No! Stop! Play time is over!
Rouge: (walks in. Automatically, the class of Chao calm down and start petting Shadow and singing. Rouge smiles) Lets see how many Chao did I say we had in this class? Oh! 45! Okay. (Rouge walks out)
Shadow: 45?
Class of Chao: (resume kicking and punching Shadow)
Another little while later, in the Chao Neutral Garden
Shadow: (walks up to a sleeping Pendant)
Pendant: (talking in his sleep) No! Mommy! I said soup, not mashed potatoes!
Shadow: Hmm
Pendant: (continues talking in his sleep) No! NO! The Fairy Princess! Its after me again!!! Ahhhhhh! Its picking flowers! Somebody do something! Please water the plant!
Shadow: Im a big evil monster and Im here to eat you!
Pendant: Not now. Ahhh! The Fairy Princess! Mashed potatoes! The horror! THE HORROR! Someone flush the toilet! No, no big stupid monster. Youre a Fairy Princess. The Horror! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! gasp huh gulp gasp where was I? Oh yeah. I was watching the golf channel.
Shadow: (Takes a few steps back and talks to a nearby Chao. His name is Zell) What type of Chao is Pendant?
Zell: A fifth degree black belt.
Shadow: A fifth deg a WHAT?! Why didnt you tell me this before!?
Zell: I forgot.
Shadow: Oh. What a thing to for-! If a subjects density is completely dependent on the objects mass per unit volume, then what is the formula for energy?
Zell: Chaocolate chip cookies!
Shadow: How old is Pendant?
Zell: Two.
Pendant: (wakes up and spots Shadow) YOU ARE THE EVIL FAIRY PRINCESS!!! You haunt me in my dreams! How dare you! I despise Fairy Princesses!
Shadow: Im no fairy princess!
Pendant: Yes, you are.
Shadow: No, Im not!
Pendant: You dare argue with me? (kicks Shadow)
Shadow: I heard youre a fifth degree black belt.
Pendant: I am.
Shadow: Well, Im a TENTH degree black belt! Haha!
Pendant: (thinks for a second) And Im a dead fish.
Shadow: Theres no possible way youre a a what?
Pendant: What? You didnt hear me the first time when I said I WAS A FIFTH DEGREE BLACK BELT! That means you werent listening! (kicks Shadow) You need a makeover.
Shadow: I need a what?
Pendant: You heard me. Okay, we need a pink and white polka-dotted dress, green lipstick, pink fairy wings, nails, purple nail polish, a blonde wig, eye shadow, mascara, and high heels! Chao, get to it!
An hour and a half later, still in the Neutral Garden
(I couldn't put anymore because of YouTube and its crappy limits.)